CABLE 00 · SOMEWHERE AFTER MIDNIGHT

You've seen enough.
Buy more.

Everything you never asked for.
Almost.

SLOPSHOP COLORVISIONEST. LATER THAN YOU THINK

CH 00CONTINUOUS VALUE

YOUR HOME FOR MORE

SlopShop✦

PLEASE CONTINUE WANTING.

NETWORK IDENT · TRANSMISSION 001 COMING INTO FOCUS

TONIGHT ONLY

FRESH NOTHING. EVERY MONTH. ✦ THE FUTURE HAS EXCELLENT PACKAGING.

SS–1991STEREO · MOSTLY

CHANNEL 00 · NETWORK IDENT

Hosted by Len Vale. He believes in all of it.

ORDINARY NEEDS. EXTRAORDINARY INVENTION.

Tonight's inevitable purchases.

CATALOG / 001

ITEM 006-F33% MORE FINGER*HANDS, BUT FOR TOMORROW.

DOMESTIC ADVANCEMENT

Six fingers. For the way hands are going. Machine washable. Do not count them.

$19^.99

*Compared with a glove we found.

ITEM 404-KINLOVE, PRE-RENDEREDTHEY'VE MISSED YOU ALREADY.

INSTANT BELONGING

A beautiful portrait of people you've never met. They remember your birthday. That's included.

$49^.99

Frame included. Past sold separately.

ITEM 000-∞AUTOMATICALLY MORENOW WITH LESS INSIDE.

CONTENT AS A SERVICE

Absolutely nothing inside. Fresh nothing, every month. Finally, a subscription that delivers.

$9^.99/mo

Nothing may vary from the nothing shown.

Why make something you love,
when you can have more of something?

LEN VALE
OVERNIGHT VALUE SPECIALIST